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Mystery Lumpia

by Filipeanut

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Lyrics:

These crazy lumpia rolls
They're probably 3 years old
I found them deep in my freezer and now they're freezing ice cold
They're from way back in the day
I think i was only 8
Mama made these for us at my cousin's birthday party
I don't know what to say
Should i throw these away
I think i'll put 'em back in the freezer cuz im feelin lazy
Oh wait a minute let's try em
Take a minute and fry em
Take a bite without dyin' so i can see whats inside them

CHORUS:
These rolls, they can get you all hooked
But this very batch is up to no good
Who knows, what's inside these little guys?
Should i throw them away or should i eat them with rice?
Grab hold, of this crispy baton
But it smells like imitation louis vuitton
I hope, no one dies when they're eaten
Cuz im scheme'in to eat lumpia for no apparent reason

I dont know what is inside
It looks like lumpiang shanghai
They're so mysterious im curious lets go take a bite
Made a long time ago
Back in 2005
But now they're grown and have eyes
A bunch of small frankensteins
Defrosted and back to life
They're all moving and moldy
Now they all seem alive
Oh someone please come and hold me
Imma reach for this knife
Im in a horror story
All the lumpia are walking and they're all coming for me

CHORUS

Once upon a time not long ago there was this guy
A fat filipino he ate everything in sight
One day he was at a debut causing rukus
Munchin on some lumpia eating them in buckets
He then became nautious and suddenly he died
These Filpino egg rolls committed homicide
So to this day, i try to avoid them
These rolls filled with pork, peas, carrots, and poison

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released June 30, 2017

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Curious. And I make art, food, and rap. PH/US.

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